The Great ZUN

Zun is great.
Zun is good.
Zun is Zun.
Elvish Proverb

To Be ZUN is to be Good
Zun the Great

Fear ZUN, for ZUN is power.
Thrall, Orcish Leader

There is only one thing I'm scared of and that's ZUN.
Chuck Norris

In the worlds before ZUN, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make ZUN". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came ZUN. The nature of ZUN was irrepressible!
Anon