I kicked Skanc from the guild for irredeemable lameness.
(I mean seriously, "asl?" Is this a guild, or is it an early 90s AOL chatroom?)
I've been asked to give a little more detail, so here goes.
For the second time in a couple of days, Donna calls me over ands says "Hey, that sleazy guy in our guild is drunk-messaging me again." Now I'm not too worried, Donna is more than capable of taking care of herself, but looking over her shoulder at the conversation I come to the conclusion that this is someone with whom I would rather not share a guild.
So I gkicked.
Maybe it's a decade or two of running IRC channels, but That Guy Who Messages Anyone With A Female-Sounding Name is an Internet archetype, and one that has never led to anything but annoyance in pretty much every forum I've encountered them.

10 Comments
Hide/Show CommentsMar 28, 2010
Boorunn (richard)
I can understand what you are saying.
We play for fun, and when its not fun, well fair shake of the sauce bottle.
Mar 28, 2010
Andrew Lui (lolzcat)
How did this guy get in the guild? I did a purge of unknown guildies a few months ago, I think.
Mar 28, 2010
Penny Wyatt (Jirra/Atlassia)
He's a friend of Q.
Stree and Q have both left the guild too.
Mar 28, 2010
Michael Knight
Since Q came into the guild because of me I feel partially responsible, but I fully support the action Carl took.
Mar 28, 2010
Furgin
I feel indifferent to the fact that you kicked him, my support is irrelevant. If anyone from our core group has the authority to kick/demote/remove anyone else who is not part of the core group.
That said, I am somewhat hurt that no one ever asks me for my age, sex or location.
Mar 28, 2010
Andrew Lui (lolzcat)
Well no-one else in this guild has been asked for their opinion on the smell of faeces. We're all a bit jealous.
Mar 28, 2010
Furgin
True, I am special.
Mar 28, 2010
Boorunn (richard)
Do you smell of KICK?
Mar 28, 2010
Boorunn (richard)
hi guys,
sorry for the late notice. i cant play tonight, first night passover... BIG dinner.
kinda just creeped up, and here it is!
Mar 29, 2010
Michael Knight
I've been asked by Q to give him the opportunity to convey events from his perspective. I asked in #anb and people were OK with this. Here is Q's email to everyone: