I kicked Skanc from the guild for irredeemable lameness.
(I mean seriously, "asl?" Is this a guild, or is it an early 90s AOL chatroom?)
I've been asked to give a little more detail, so here goes.
For the second time in a couple of days, Donna calls me over ands says "Hey, that sleazy guy in our guild is drunk-messaging me again." Now I'm not too worried, Donna is more than capable of taking care of herself, but looking over her shoulder at the conversation I come to the conclusion that this is someone with whom I would rather not share a guild.
So I gkicked.
Maybe it's a decade or two of running IRC channels, but That Guy Who Messages Anyone With A Female-Sounding Name is an Internet archetype, and one that has never led to anything but annoyance in pretty much every forum I've encountered them.