Haiku

Some haiku from today's discussion in guild IRC:

<@jirra> QA engineers
<@jirra> love to break things ruthlessly
<@jirra> secretly hate devs

<@Swoon> dear QA people
<@Swoon> wield the QA stick gently
<@Swoon> code has feelings too

<@furgin> you are a warlock
<@furgin> you have no love for furgin
<@furgin> he is your leader

<@jirra> disturbing dwarf tank
<@jirra> lays down rules; I ignore them
<@jirra> background sound; just noise

<@furgin> he deserves respect
<@furgin> he leads without big judgement
<@furgin> he is very short

<@furgin> furgin is winter
<@furgin> furgin is a hot summer
<@furgin> furgin is not elf

<@jirra> disturbing dwarf tank
<@jirra> lays down rules; background soundscape
<@jirra> like summer raindrops

<@furgin> furgin; he pulls fast
<@furgin> non stop chain pull; go go k
<@furgin> furgin; he tanks fast

<@jirra> furgin is haiku
<@jirra> except haiku is lawson
<@jirra> and furgin is not

<@Swoon> attention healer
<@Swoon> don't worry about mana
<@Swoon> heal your ass off here

<@furgin> fast run okay thanks
<@furgin> go go chain pull go; noob tank
<@furgin> go go furgin go

<@jirra> springtime; level 1 toon
<@jirra> summer; level 80 now
<@jirra> autumn; epic geared

<@furgin> one two three to four
<@furgin> furgin he charge; stun; and more
<@furgin> five six seven door

<@jedi> don't ask for a res,
<@jedi> i will res you when i can.
<@jedi> typical DK...

<@lolzcat> Scones are not biscuits
<@lolzcat> Neither are smarties, candy
<@lolzcat> Don't come the raw prawn

<@furgin> rez me please i new
<@furgin> i not like to run; rez plz
<@furgin> rez me now noob heals

<@jirra> "can i ask something?"
<@jirra> "DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF SHIT?"
<@jirra> you are on ignore